She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I wear drunk well.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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