I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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