I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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