Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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