you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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