90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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