you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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