Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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