i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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