No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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