So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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