I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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