I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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