Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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