my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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