Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
is wine microwaveable?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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