One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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