The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I can't put those talents on a resume
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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