he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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