Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
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Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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