she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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