Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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