I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
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I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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