they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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