I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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