my sisters under your porch take her home
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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