Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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