i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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