Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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