ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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