I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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