I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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