'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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