You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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