We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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