How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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