I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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