My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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