Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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