So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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