the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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