All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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