I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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