Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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