after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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