At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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