if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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