I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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its like you know when i get waxed
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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