we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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