you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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